They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
