Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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