But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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