we're blogging at a bar
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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