dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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