giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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