I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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