she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
