He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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