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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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