Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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