doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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