do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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