i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
