this just has baby written all over it
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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