I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My hand turned me down
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
