i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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