normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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