David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The power of my boobs compel you
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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