i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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