That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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