In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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