NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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