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(248): View more from Michigan

I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now

(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so hungover and dru,k

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(719): View more from Colorado

There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.

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(817): View more from Texas

Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

(818): View more from California

Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

(817): View more from Texas

Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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(313): View more from Michigan

we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles

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(970): View more from Colorado

The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.

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(845): View more from New York

I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.

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(585): View more from New York

For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.

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