Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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