dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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