I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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