I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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