Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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