Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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