discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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