I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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