C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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