yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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