Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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