your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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