week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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