ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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