I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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