he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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