No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Found your dick twin last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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