I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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