Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Randomize
