Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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