i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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