Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
