Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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