We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
