You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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