you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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