return my video game
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
