Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
