No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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