If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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