i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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